To Whom It May Concern,
— Lukas Hosford (@dukestartalker) March 31, 2025
This is to certify that Luke is currently suffering from Acute Exposure to Idiocy, a condition brought on by prolonged and unavoidable contact with an epidemic of stupid behavior among his peers, institutions, and society at large. Symptoms include… pic.twitter.com/CCGYVyS9OQ
Please, said the tyrant to his angelic critics,
— Lukas Hosford (@dukestartalker) May 2, 2025
just let me wage war on earth in peace!
I beg of you, consider that I will always
invest in your profit-oriented technology businesses!
Can't you at least trust me for that?
How else will I maintain my war machine? pic.twitter.com/Zs0kv9bKJo
For 1000 years, I was rehearsing in the mirror
— Lukas Hosford (@dukestartalker) April 18, 2025
How I seemed was all that mattered
For 10,000 years, I was rehearsing, rehearsing in the mirror
How I seemed — Not how I was — was all that mattered
For 100,000 I was rehearsing feelings, feelings in the mirror
How I was didn't… pic.twitter.com/cdGIvo0r9x